Saturday 15 September 2012

Something for the Weekend...

Hope everyone's having a good weekend - perhaps you've been to a friend's BBQ like I did, or maybe you're planning to get out in the fresh air, do a bit of hill walking? It can get chilly out there this late in the year though, so do make sure you've got all the right gear. Luckily for you, during my recent blogging hiatus I came across the perfect item to keep you warm and cosy. And erm, individual.

 This Bas Kosters hiking jacket boasts a Cath K style polka dot lining, and is in a complexion flattering shade of...flesh. And...HOLY ASSORTED GENITALIA BATMAN, WTF is that pattern?!  Aah, yes - that would the penises. It's important that the rescue helicopter sees you clinging to the rock-face after all.


The penis jacket - guaranteed to get you a park bench all to yourself 
339 Euros. A snip

Also available as a lovely silk scarf. Maybe not for the school gates though.


 You're WELCOME. [Edit: I've already lost someone. Honestly, I just find this stuff, I don't wear it. Much]

Lakota x

PS. Thank you to those who emailed me concerned about my disappearance, I appreciate it. But I'm back, and on fine and upstanding form ;-)

35 comments:

  1. Oh my Lakota, you true have reached your peak ;o)

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  2. Thanks for returning with a great fashion post. Do you think the print would transfer into nail art.

    Stop you biting your nails anyway.

    Where do you get them. :)

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  3. Good grief, I don't think Cath would approve!

    Nice to have you back love x

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  4. Mr D has an upcoming trip & I think he still has some kit to purchase! Great find Lakota.x

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  5. that's just kinda wrong. And the color is meh.

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  6. Ooh, think I'll get the scarf to go with my Valentino penis trousers!
    Now THIS is why you've been sorely missed, love! xxx

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  7. Perfect title for this post:)). Fucken ugly jacket and scarf - jeez, who thinks up this shit? Hey hon, I see each lost follower in response to a post as one less person who I need to explain my shit to - not that I bother with explanations anyway - keep your pecker up!! xoxoxooxoxo

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  8. I. Kind of. Really. Want. It. Or just to have a good old close up of all those different Willies and snigger at the variety of shapes. Perhaps both. Love to see the reaction in the Stableyard at the National Trust manor when I rock up in this combo. Who cares about the people who're offended? It's a bunch of penises on a gore text jacket. Stop being so uptight. Willies

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  9. Welcome back and thank you for alerting us to these hideous fashion items. The sad thing is that the jacket - with its flesh-colored background - is more hideous than it needs to be. I see that this print is part of the designer's "Ugly collection" so I guess it's a success in their view. And the fact that the penises are disembodied make it more horrible than if the print was simply a collage of crotches.

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  10. Holy pork swords!!!

    What a set of finds. I think...this merits some kind of award.

    <3 Jackie @ Let's Go Thrifting!
    http://LetsGoThrifting.blogspot.com

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  11. Yah! You're back and on form - I wonder if you could wear the penis scarf & jacket together :P

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  12. Oh Wow! That's different! We went to a boot sale yesterday and someone was selling a penis candle, perfect dinner table centre piece I thought

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  13. My thoughts - what where you searching for to find this?? and who the actual f*ck would wear that and for what???

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  14. Only you lakota could find this stuff! I did have to have a closer look, even as a nurse i was surprised by the variety! Hubby will love this. Way back in our sappy early days i collected heart shape stones i found on our travels. Not impressed he started a collection of penis shaped stones which he distributed amongst the heart stones by the front door!

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  15. Glad to see you back, Lakota
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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  16. Ha ha, think a rescue team might choose to leave the wearer behind?! Classic find. Straight to the bargain bin I think :)

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  17. That is utterly brilliant. Mind you, from the looks of total horror and disgust we were getting in the Lake District I'd be tempted to buy one and send the old Gore-Tex battleaxes off into more of a frenzy. I rather like that print, beats lame old Cath Kidston hands down!xxx

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  18. Good to see you back, and your post elicited an "OMG, snort!!" That's a lot of man-flesh; I'd love to know who exactly the designer of the print had in mind that would wear this.

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  19. I can't help but wonder if there's an equivalent 'feminine' pattern...but I'm too chicken to do the google search. Thank goodness you're back, I was getting worried.

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  20. This is brilliant!! Obviously we should wear it with a vagina skirt!
    So glad you are back especially with this super cool and funny post!
    xxxxx

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  21. LOL - I don't even know what to say...

    Glad you're back!

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  22. Ha ha! I saw it in my Follow list and though- hmmmmm, pretty rain coat, is it floral?!! WHo would have thought I'd have been lured to look at such a monstrosity! Fie fie madam!!!!! Quite hilarious! Oh dear, you lost a follower? Obviously haven't seen the Ebay posts (which I might add are overdue another installment!)

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  23. Wow, they are everywhere!! Glad you're back :)

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  24. Oh god, that is so funny ... even funnier is that you lost followers over it ... really!?? M x

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  25. Hahaha, I can't believe I missed this blog post before, you do find the weirdest, but funniest stuff on the netosphere Mrs L x

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  26. Oh lord...you must be like my mom just randomly bumping into this stuff. Awhile back in the middle of the night while she watched tv she'd bump into a QVC type channel selling sex toys. I guess she thought I didn't believe her because one night about 2 am she yells for me "hurry come down stairs". So I run downstairs all panicked just to find a Kong Dong on her tv screen. "see I told you I keep bumping into this". Lovely....gross.

    She's not an old biddy she was just surprised to see that stuff on a regular channel, I guess after midnight everything is fair game in tv land.

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  27. I'm surprised they don't have moustaches on or something! They could have put more effort into the pattern and made it a bit more deceptive too. It's not even a nice colour or shape. Yuk! Although I do like the way they describe it as simply 'Penis Hiking' - it makes it sound like some kind of cult sport.

    Nikki x

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  28. Too funny, I'd prefer one covered in boobies but that's just me:) where do you find this stuff? Can't imagine your google history I'd love a nose around that:)

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  29. That is disgusting and offensive. I only wear jackets and scarves with vaginas on them.

    Sarah xxx

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  30. Oh that's hilarious :-)

    I know yellow jackets attract bugs in the summer, lord knows what that would draw to you!!!

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  31. Id like that scarf if the colours were brighter.xxx

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  32. Why??!! Why would anyone even design that? Hilarious!

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  33. oooh I like a nice bit of c*ck around my neck on a monday morning! lol!

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